i understand that scissors can beat paper, and i get how rock can beat scissors, but theres no fucking way that paper can beat rock.
paper is suppose to magically wrap around rock leaving it immobile?
Why the hell cant paper do this to scissors?
screw scissors, why cant paper do this to people ?
why isnt noteboook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class?
i’ll tell you why: because paper cant beat anybody; a rock would tear that shit up in 2.5 seconds.
when i play rock/paper/scissors , which is rare, i always chose rock .
then when sumone claims to beat me with their paper i can punch them in the face with my already clinch fist & say “Oh shit, im sorry. i thought paper would protect you . asshole”
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